The Dark Knight Rises Review (Spoiler Free)
The Dark Knight Rises is film we have been waiting for since 2008. The film that ends Christopher Nolan’s Batman Trilogy, and is his final Batman story. The film we both needed and deserved, the Dark Knight has risen, and it shattered my mind.
But before I go further, I will say that is in imperative that you see Batman Begins and The Dark Knight before you see this movie. You cannot just waltz in and expect to piece it together as you go. Everything is interconnected, and you will be completely lost if you haven’t see the first to movies.
Pixar’s Brave Movie Review
“If you could change your fate, would you?”
This tagline has been marketed fiercely by Pixar as their latest creative gemstone, Brave, drew closer and closer to its summer release. But now the movie is out, and audiences are ready for the next Pixar film. But does Brave hit the target, or does it miss the mark?
The Avengers Review
Starting with the film debut of Iron Man in 2008, Marvel fans have watched their beloved Avengers come to life one-by-one in cinemas across the globe. And while some did not fare as well as others, all were accepted with the promise that fans would get to see these heroes unite on one screen for an unprecedented superhero mash-up.
That movie is The Avengers.
And it is insane.
Awake Pilot Review
It isn’t often that a new television show comes along and completely takes you by surprise, and it is even rarer for that surprise to be good.
NBC’s Awake is one of those surprises, and it is deliciously good.
The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo Movie Review
A month or so back, I made mention that I really wanted to see a certain set of movies over the course of this winter. The trailers had intrigued me, and I wanted to see more. Unfortunately, one of said movies did not live up to my expectations, and left me feeling empty inside (okay, not really, but I was rather disappointed).
However, it is an entirely different story with The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo, and, in this reviewer’s opinion, there are just two words that can sum up this entire movie:
Holy.
Crap.
Sherlock Holmes: A Game of Shadows Movie Review
If there was any sequel I was most excited for this year, Sherlock Holmes 2 was the one. Having loved the first movie to pieces, I was raring to join the world’s most famous detective on another adventure of mystery, intrigue, romance, and action.
Unfortunately, A Game of Shadows failed to deliver on all points, save for the very last.
Rise of the Planet of the Apes Movie Review
In a time where Hollywood has deemed they must reboot/remake every existing movie franchise known to man, it was no surprise when word got out that The Planet of the Apes was getting a fresh coat of paint, and the general consensus was a collective groan. After all, the classic tale had already seen a remake once (*points at Tim Burton and Mark Wahlberg*), and though it fared well financially, fans of the original cried out in rage at the blasphemous Burton tale. So, with the waters already tainted, Fox had two options for proceeding with the franchise: produce a sequel, or reboot it.
Fox chose the latter.
And I am ever grateful that they did.
Contagion Movie Review
Matt Damon, Marion Cotillard, Laurence Fishburne, Jude Law, Gwyneth Paltrow, Kate Winslet, Bryan Cranston.
When you look at these names, the names of these absolutely stellar actors, and find out that they are all going to be titled in the same credits; that they are all going to be acting together in the same movie – but not just any movie! – a movie on a global scale, showcasing the panic and paranoia that comes from the worst (fictional) virus epidemic in modern history; when you discover this movie, a movie that critics have praised as “smart” and “scary,” you can’t help but be excited for it. You have to see it.
This movie was Contagion.
And it was the worst film I have seen all year.
Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows Part 2 Review
“It all ends.”
That single sentence packs a significant and heavy punch when the realization that there will be no more Harry Potter films, a series that has been around for 10 years, sets in. To say it is finished is difficult, because, for a time, it seemed like we would always have another Harry Potter movie to look forward to (regardless if they were good or not). An icon of our generation, a multi-billion dollar franchise, everyone knows who Harry Potter is; but we knew it couldn’t last.
As the saying goes, all things must come to an end.
And what an end it was.
Super 8 Movie Review
I know I said I probably wasn’t going to write another movie review until Harry Potter 7.2, but after seeing Super 8, I can’t help but express my opinion about the film. You see, I personally really wanted the movie to excel; heck, I got goosebumps from just watching its first trailer! And when you have Steven Spielberg and J.J. Abrams working together, you know it’s gonna be good, right? After all, we’re talking about the man who created E.T., arguably one of the greatest movies of all time, and the man who directed the highly successful reboot of the Star Trek franchise. It has to be good! Right?
Right??
Pirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger Tides Movie Review

Was Jack Sparrow’s latest sea-faring adventure as legendary as his first, or did it plummet down to Davy Jones’ Locker?
Most of the time I don’t see movies on their opening nights – it’s always incredibly busy and I hate noisy crowds – but on a whim I decided to see the late show of the latest Pirates movie with a friend. Going in, I didn’t have very high hopes for the
film, especially after I saw the first trailer (they changed his hair!), but I allowed myself to have an open mind. They did, after all, get a new director,it was a new story (no Will and Elizabeth!), and it had Jack Sparrow – it had
to be epic, right?
Right?!
THOR 2011 Movie Review
Thor is one of those superhero movies that you’re really just not sure about. He’s a well known character (everyone knows about the God of Thunder!), but little else is known about him besides his name. Furthermore, how can a Norse mythology fit into the plausible high-tech future reality established by the down-to-earth Iron Man, and further solidified by The Incredible Hulk? How can the God of Thunder fight side-by-side with Captain America, Iron Man, and The Hulk?
Such a feat seemed impossible, ridiculous even (remember, we’re talking about a plausible reality, not comic book reality), and many doubted it would work (this reviewer included), but this movie proved my doubts wrong, misplaced, and even offensive. To sum it up in three words:
Thor.
Is.
Amazing.
Battle: Los Angeles Movie Review
The easiest way to sum up this movie is Call of Duty + Alien Invasion; sounds awesome, right?! Well, it is – to a point. At its core, Battle LA is a military movie; the main character is an old marine who, the day he’s supposed to retire, gets pulled back in for one more mission – to help escort the general Los Angeles population out of the city; giant meteors are heading toward the Earth at rapid speed right for the coastlines of all the major world cities. Local and national news stations are freaking out, because scientists say these meteors should have been visible years before that day, which means they’re not ordinary meteors. And then, right before the marines are deployed, the meteors strike, and the aliens begin tearing the streets to shreds. But the marines have a mission – to get the civilians out of the war zone – and thus begins Battle LA.
The King’s Speech Review

So, after a long movie-viewing hiatus, I finally went to the theatre and saw The King’s Speech – and I’ll be honest, I really didn’t know what to expect. I knew it had won a few Academy Awards – including Best Director, Best Male Lead Actor, and Best Picture – and that Helena Bonham-Carter and Geoffrey Rush were co-stars, but other than that I hadn’t really heard a lot about it. So what was my reaction after seeing a movie I knew virtually nothing about before hand?
I was blown away.
The Green Hornet Movie Review
Let me just say this right off the bat; The Green Hornet was absolutely awesome!
The Green Hornet tells the tale of spoiled rich kid Britt Reid (Seth Rogen) who is thrown from a life of booze and partying into a life of responsibility, in a city where crime runs unchecked in the streets, and he takes it upon himself to save the town. Classic Superhero story, right? Wrong! Instead of declaring himself the good guy for all to see, he and his trusty side-kick, Kato, become villains to trick the villains! And the resulting madness that follows makes for one highly entertaining movie.
Tron: Legacy Review
Lord Timotheous here again, back to review one of Hollywood’s latest and greatest cinematic feats – Tron: Legacy. As I’ve done with my other movie reviews, I will be evaluating the film on multiple levels, because I think it’s far more effective and informative to do so. The categories are as follows: Casting/acting, story, visual effects, and music. And as before, this review will remain spoiler-free (I hate spoilers with an undying passion!). Now, let’s begin!
Robin Hood (2010) Movie Review
Hello again! I am back to review yet another film, Robin Hood, but before I do that, allow me to explain a few things. First, this is not a retelling of the beloved Disney tale, nor is it an adventure film that shows Robin’s daring exploits as the infamous fugitive of Britain. This is an origins story, explaining the evolution of Robin Longstride into Robin the Hood. I wouldn’t say it is the best origins story, but it is most definitely a movie of epic proportions!
Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows Part One Movie Review
Before I begin this review, let me explain a bit about myself. I am a Harry Potter fanboy/purist. I have read every book more than once, seen all the movies (both great and greatly disappointing), and have been greatly inspired by this wonderful series that the extraordinary Jo Rowling has created for us. What began as a child’s tale in the first book, the series has evolved into a mature, dark, and sorrowful story that shows us what true evil is – and how love can conquer all.
I will be judging this movie on 6 different levels: acting, casting, accuracy to the book, music, and visual effects, and cinematography/locations. I do not claim to be an expert of cinema, nor do I claim that my opinion is the only one out there; for that is precisely what this review is – my opinion. I am simply giving my thoughts and first impressions over the movie. Whether or not you agree is another matter entirely.























